A friend shared with me that my name had come up in a group chat. Once I finished laughing, I asked the person who made the comment if they were okay with me sharing it publicly. So, anonymized to protect the guilty chatterbox:
Trying to make pies with 13yo. He's been up for twenty minutes and I swear he hasn't inhaled once.
Having just read Dorothy Grant's novels yesterday, I wish to trade 13yo for AJ.